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[thongetsu]

that's gonna be hard to do considering he just proved that he is

 

[scaredytiger]

I am slow, therefore you are confusing. What happened to the topic of this thread?

It was a troll thread.

This has not clicked yet?

 

[La Bomba]

I'm in a long term relationship, but if circumstances change I'll consider your offer; provided that you can supply documentation proving that you are not a complete tool.

oufttt babyyy ive got all dat documentation providedd, in da form of my fuly sik modded up car, wit da italian leather interior, and da mtx jackhammer 12 inch subwooferz. I've got da darkest legal tint too for like privacy and al dat. hehehe. and ouft my bicepszz are ridiculouz i lift lotz of heavy weights in da gym. ok baby i hope yu in good shape, cauz if yu a fkn blimp then la bomba wil be in ffear of his reputation, and wil run away!

 

[scaredytiger]

You're aware none of that is actually documentation, right?

 

[thongetsu]

oufttt babyyy ive got all dat documentation providedd, in da form of my fuly sik modded up car, wit da italian leather interior, and da mtx jackhammer 12 inch subwooferz. I've got da darkest legal tint too for like privacy and al dat. hehehe. and ouft my bicepszz are ridiculouz i lift lotz of heavy weights in da gym. ok baby i hope yu in good shape, cauz if yu a fkn blimp then la bomba wil be in ffear of his reputation, and wil run away!

1. the car is clearly his way of compensating
2. big muscle can be explained by steroids hence the car

 

[moll.]

If I was more dedicated, I could say something about Byron's poetry. Frankenstein is pretty good, and Middlemarch is starting to pick up (very dense).

But yeah, I whispered 'He has a crush on Lord Byron' and he heard me, proclaiming 'I DO have a crush on Lord Byron!'

It was all very amusing.


I'm being called to bed. Good morrow.

lololololololol
I just have this mental image of your boyfriend doing this:

Except rather than Jessica Alba (which admittedly would be hot), it's Ronald Weasely calling you to bed.

 

[scaredytiger]

green doesn't suit you, moll.

 

[moll.]

green doesn't suit you, moll.

Red hair doesn't suit anyone.

 

[scaredytiger]

really?

 

[moll.]

*any male.

 

[scaredytiger]

Why are there a huge number of girls in love with Prince Harry, then?

 

[Lolsmith]

Why are there a huge number of girls in love with Prince Harry, then?

Because they're delusional... or gold diggers.

More power to them, I say.

 

[scaredytiger]

He's already on the back foot, butt out.

 

[moll.]

He's already on the back foot, butt out.

No one's in love with Harry. He's ugly as hell. They all just figure he's the more desperate of the two brothers which means they have a better chance.
And I'm hardly on the backfoot. I just made a sweeping generalisation whilst only focusing on one half of the population. After you pointed it out, I realised that I tend to have a thing for redhead females myself, and had forgotten that.
But I honestly challenge you to find me one genuinely good-looking male ginger.

 

[scaredytiger]

Um, my boyfriend is one.

 

[thongetsu]

lol your comment lagged you were totally on the back foot!

 

[moll.]

Um, my boyfriend is one.

I believe I said "genuinely". Please come again.

 

[thongetsu]

scaredycat has red hair fetish ;P

 

[scaredytiger]

If you ask the GIRLS on BoS, any comments they have are positive.

 

[moll.]

lol your comment lagged you were totally on the back foot!

I was out jogging. Forgive me if I don't sit on the refresh button all day long.
I'm also going to have a shower in a few minutes cos I'm lacquered in sweat. Do I need to fill out any leave-of-absence forms before I go?