haha, I go to Fort Street HS and trust me when I say mine takes the cake. And I just happen to have my diary here, so I'll type out the whole thing for y'all.
Come let the strains resound
That echo Fort Street's glory
With laurels she is crowned
And famous is her story
Let us proclaim our school's immortal fame
Then hip hip hip hip hip, hurrah!
Hip hip hip hip hip, hurrah!
Hip hip hip hip hip, hurrah!
Our school's immortal fame.
Our predecessor's wrought
Great deeds that will not perish
And by them we are taught
The old school's name to cherish
And ne'er forget to her our mighty debt
Then hip hip hip hip hip, hurrah!
Hip hip hip hip hip, hurrah!
Hip hip hip hip hip, hurrah!
To her our mighty debt
In us her future lies
Then let us stand united
To win for her the prize
Of efforts well requited
Come Fortians cheer, the school's sublime career
Then hip hip hip hip hip, hurrah!
Hip hip hip hip hip, hurrah!
Hip hip hip hip hip, hurrah!
The school's sublime career
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ahahahahahahaha
there's another one called 'fort street's name rings round the world', and it's equally wanky, but does not have the 'hip hip hip etc'