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Uncle

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In a bin...
Fucking muppet time once again in the morning.


I believe my accomplice is a little more considerate with his smoking habits.
How may I ask?
After his cigarette has been fairly depleted of tobacco and can no longer be smoked he merely disposes of the "butt" in the bin. No more smoke will be produced as he walks away in satisfaction.
I object.
I ask, why so?
The cigarette may still undergo a minute combustion, I am sure he may stop puffing more of the smoke but it looks like the plastic lining in the bin won't last much longer or other paper-based waste. Not all bins have an ashtray!
Aha! The everlasting cigarette?
I believe not, do you know what's going to smoke?
Do tell!
Newspapers, toxins from plastic and other flammable waste which is going to have a party of a smoke!
How else may my accomplice dispose of ash and cigarette butts and avoid this rather disastrous party?
You believe everyone disposes of their litter in the bin or ashtray always? One's consideration may be letting it on the ground or in the drain of course!
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
 

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Cigarettes which aren't butted out before being put in the bin/ashtray give off the worst smell out. Unsure if that's the filter burning or what.
 

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just to spite people on here, i'm going to take up smoking then feed all my used butts to innocent animals, particularly marine based and cute dolphins :)
 

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anyone who smokes should quit NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW.

man up and quit. its not that hard.
 

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I'm on a dolphin doing flips and shit,
Splashin' around getting everybody all wet.
 

Crestwood's_G

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Fuck it's Muppet Time:


Tobacco smoking itself is a peril to one's health, is it not?
However gcspsp claims that a mere fruit known as the mango contains many toxins in them!
Then what sort of harm could it inflict compared to tobacco smoking?
If the assumption were to be true, then mango smoking would be an alternative to tobacco smoking!
Anyone up for mango salad instead of tobacco salad?
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO




Thank god my one didn't contain a pedophile.




Solution to a 2nd order, linear homogeneous ODE with repeated roots
oh but it did...the giraffe...and why is it healthy harold? harold on neighbours is fat and dying of cancer...not a good name choice
 

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I take it a few people will be 'lighting up' for a stimulus cigar within the following weeks? :party:
 

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i dont smoke so i wouldn't rly know
but wats the difference between a cigar and a ciggarete besides the obvious size difference?
 

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