The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[snore]

Re: Whats The Best Pick Up Line U've Ever Heard

I keep seeing the 'nice shoes, wanna fuck?' line in this forum but i've always used a slightly different one. mine goes 'nice socks, wanna fuck?' personally i feel that it adds a touch of class to the line.

 

[henry08]

Re: Whats The Best Pick Up Line U've Ever Heard

"I like your necklace"

 

[squiresshane990]

Re: Whats The Best Pick Up Line U've Ever Heard

pearl necklace

 

[Alex499]

why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

 

[girloflowers]

how about
your friends are ugly.
*wink*

 

[theism]

Re: Whats The Best Pick Up Line U've Ever Heard

I keep seeing the 'nice shoes, wanna fuck?' line in this forum but i've always used a slightly different one. mine goes 'nice socks, wanna fuck?' personally i feel that it adds a touch of class to the line.

i think it's cuz of the american pie wedding one,
stifflers brother.


anyway.


sniff sniff.

did you fart?

because you blew me away.

 

[hayleyelyah1]

If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?

hahahahahaha best pickup line ive heard!

 

[hiphophooray123]

i think i just dropped something........my jaw.

said in a really bad russian accent.


from that sarah palin porno

 

[Hsimpson]

guy-nice top

chik- thanks

guy-but....one thing that would look better on you than that top is me

 

[Q2C-ME]

cbf reading through post of sum1 has said these...but they are the best;

GUY: have you ever worked on a chicken or rooster farm?
GIRL: no (most probally will say that, if yes even better)
GUY: cause you sure know how to raise a cock

OR

heyy why dont you come sit on my lap and we can talk bout what "pops up"

OR

shu babyyyyy....me and u maybb!!

The End...

 

[John President]

Oz's Casa Nova in American Pie I.

 

[9deuce]

Best:

Hi, I like your...boots.

 

[inter108]

I'm not drunk, i'm just intoxicated by you.

 

[tlodg]

"How much are your buns?"
"$1.45 for both"

Does that count as hitting on someone?

 

[zehurricane]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[inspectoroftide]

"Did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?"

 

[Avarice]

Let's play war; I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

 

[hungwell1337]

I am pudge, wanna hook up?

 

[Pain]

I am pudge, wanna hook up?

hahahahaha

 

[hungwell1337]

you must have a cranium basher, coz your a stunner

who said dota cant pick up girls?