The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[dizon]

Fuck you dickhead. stealing my STD one.

 

[silverstream]

:apig: Boys, listen!!! You know better than to use:apig: :apig:cuss words!:apig:

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[Not-That-Bright]

Did you really get 100?

From this statement alone my powers of deduction tell me that you definately didn't.

 

[Gilbert1]

From this statement alone my powers of deduction tell me that you definately didn't.

Your powers amaze me. What else can you work out about me?

 

[Azamakumar]

You are male, live in glebe and joined in July 2006. =/

 

[(-(-.(-.-).-)-)]

>Baby, i'm like a Rubix-cube, the more you play with me the harder i get.

>It doesn't help that I'm a necrophile and you're drop-dead gorgeous. (sadly that one is original... man i'm a sicko :worried


[SIZE=-1]~: Would you have for a billion dollars
#: uh... yeah -
~: What about $1?
#: What kind of person do you take me for?
~: We've already established what type of person you are, now we're just working on the price.[/SIZE]

 

[bleed]

Wow, I'm splitting, I'm splitting...
Hmm. Worst pickup line I ever heard is a split between
"I love the shape of your lips. You must be one world-class headjob"
and
"I wanna snort cocaine off your pussy"

...

Damn. I should really get a job in a more civilised area

 

[Davriel]

I recently made a friend who told me the story of how she dumped her first boyfriend. Apparently they were at school at the time when he made the comment:

"I'm feeling a bit fruity today. I think we should go on a date so we can get rid of that cherry."

She told me that these days he's the perfect gentleman, but still flinches when she talks to him.

 

[Collin]

:apig: Boys, listen!!! You know better than to use:apig: :apig:cuss words!:apig:

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Can you stop being shit?

 

[vulgarfraction]

>Baby, i'm like a Rubix-cube, the more you play with me the harder i get.

I'd so fall for that one.

 

[*e*m*i*l*i*e*]

i have two .. they make me laugh...

1. If you were my sister, incest would be hot!


2. My dick just died... Can i bury it in your arse?

 

[bruiny]

lol to all my friend went around Hornsby Shopping centre using random pick up lines

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5-VF2y7X_I

also "hey youve got to be a pokermon trainer cause ur making my penis use harden"

 

[mIrRoRiNsIde]

lol to all my friend went around Hornsby Shopping centre using random pick up lines

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5-VF2y7X_I

also "hey youve got to be a pokermon trainer cause ur making my penis use harden"

omg that is such a geek line!

 

[Testpilot]

One for the maths nerds.

Let f(x)= you and g(x)=me. Find the first derivative.

Not mathematically correct though, but the gist is there.

Oh.. oh.. and...

'If you were sine squared theta.. i'd be cosine squared theta.. because together... they make one.'

I heard that one before.

 

[mIrRoRiNsIde]

i dun get it

 

[Testpilot]

Thats why its one for the maths nerds.

 

[sthcross.dude]

lol to all my friend went around Hornsby Shopping centre using random pick up lines

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5-VF2y7X_I

also "hey youve got to be a pokermon trainer cause ur making my penis use harden"

That was pretty funny. You could tell it was all actually real. I think his problem was that after the pick up lines his conversation was shit. Questions like what are u doing for christmas? are not going to get u anywhere. If he made them laugh and was a bit charming he may have got sum numbers. Still, good effort.

 

[vulgarfraction]

Thats why its one for the maths nerds.

I'm a maths nerd. Still don't get it.

 

[cb205]

I'm a maths nerd. Still don't get it.

eg. (sin30) ^2 + (cos30) ^ 2 = 1
(sin 87) ^2 + (cos 87) ^2 = 1
etc.

From the Pythagorian identity is derived:
sin^2 y + cos^2 y = 1 (y = theta)

most humorous

 

[Testpilot]

I'm a maths nerd. Still don't get it.

You won't until you've done parametric differentiation in 4U maths. Also i said its not quite mathematically correct, but you'll get the drift.