What's good to do at USyd? (1 Viewer)

[05er]

Sorry
Didn't read it that close.

 

[gerhard]

i want to go down into the gould basement where theres all the records (40,000 records according to the sign) but ive been too scared to because im pretty sure the owner is insane.

 

[stazi]

^Most cliched list ever.
Gayest too.

 

[ManlyChief]

* Try to help Stazi resolve some of his issues ... or, alternatively ...

* Vist one of the Museums? (My choice would be the Nicholson)

* Go for a walk through Glebe - it's a classier version of Newtown, with more cafes and bookshops (please, Goulds is a pigstye ... Mr Gould could make a motza if he shut down for a week, cleaned eveything up and put in a couple of air fresheners)

* Play tennis

* Forget Manning ... sit in the shade of the Holme building courtyard with a glass of white wine and read the lastest edition of Honi

* Take a picnic and sit in on the grass in the Quad while the carrilon is being played (tuesday and wednesday afternoons??? better check)

* Lie in the dappled sunlight under the Jackaranda in the Quad and read Plato (... only kidding)

* Try to sneak into Women's and have some *fun* with the lovely ladies to be found therein

* Make love to a gargoyle

... the list is almost endless

Just beware: the exams start next week, so if you obstruct students' paths while they are 'fragile' you will get death stares and/or actual killiness (espeically if it's a Law III student going to the Ethics examination on Tuesday morning ...)

Hope you have fun Wear classy clothes - I suggest thongs, an old singlet (preferably one with some obscene statement on the front or/and back) and holey stubbies. You'll fit right in!

 

[walrusbear]

i want to go down into the gould basement where theres all the records (40,000 records according to the sign) but ive been too scared to because im pretty sure the owner is insane.

if the owner is that dude with the white beard then yeah, he seems a little creepy

^Most cliched list ever.
Gayest too.

what does a person such as yourself suggest, then?

 

[stazi]

go to a bukkake bar.

 

[walrusbear]

* Forget Manning ... sit in the shade of the Holme building courtyard with a glass of white wine and read the lastest edition of Honi

was the last issue of honi even printed??
wk 13 issue never came out... or maybe disappeared in a flash.
did anyone see it?

 

[walrusbear]

go to a bukkake bar.

get yourself a facial stazi?

 

[ManlyChief]

was the last issue of honi even printed??
wk 13 issue never came out... or maybe disappeared in a flash.
did anyone see it?

it was printed 'hx' a (very, very good) spoof of that free mx crap newspaper.
i think it was the best edition all year. except for the iraq 'fashions from the frontline' thing ... that was sick.

 

[gerhard]

the front page of the honi was so classic.

Ok I cant find it anymore, but it had a picture of an iraqi carrying a young (12yo maybe) iraqi girl in his arms, and you could see that her foot had been blown off and their was all bone potruding and shit.

And then the caption was something like 'Zahegrab has just won the 200m dash for the second year in a row at the Iraqi paraolympic games. Go Zahegrab!'

so fucking funny

 

[jellybeenz]

Man.... the one issue I miss all year....

 

[walrusbear]

fucksticks

maybe it just disappeared quick
sounds like they actually made an issue worth reading

 

[ManlyChief]

if you are lucky, thhe holme building might still have a few copies lurking in the vestibule or maybe at the magic double-doorway at the exit of fisher?

 

[gerhard]

the issue wasnt actually that good. the front page was the only good thing. most of the fake articles were kinda lame

there were heaps of fake advertisements for the liberal party.
the front page one just said "vote liberal' - sponsered by the liberal party canberra

 

[walrusbear]

honi soit was very poor overall this year

 

[gerhard]

the 'Dude Where's Bob Carr?' cover was pretty good.

thats about all i liked all year. and bomber watch of course.

 

[grk_styl]

go to gould's book arcade.

what and where's that? lol

 

[Liberal Scum]

the 'Dude Where's Bob Carr?' cover was pretty good.

thats about all i liked all year. and bomber watch of course.

I've put the back page of "hx" up on my door.

 

[gerhard]

goulds book arcade

walk along the road that goes underneath wentworth bridge, in the direction of newtown. not too far along on the left side you'll come to goulds book arcade, a fucking huge second hand book store. its run by this crazy guy who has a couple of cats crawling through the place, all the shelfs are falling down and if you go the very back of the store it just turns into a wall of books. the whole place is a complete mess. there would be tens of thousands of books buried in their though, easily.

 

[ujuphleg]

I've put the back page of "hx" up on my door.

Haha. I thought that was really good. Loved the fake government ads.

I've actually scanned the fake CityRail advert and I'll be posting it up in a few select stations...