The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[fayeee]

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hahahahhh

"if i had a dollar for everytime i saw a beautiful girl, then i'd have one dollar"

lawl

 

[tarOmilkTea]

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Is your father a terrorist?

Cause U DA BOMB !

 

[mleiu]

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A guy once asked me if i needed a lift home...

Also one guy said to me,
"Has ur boyfriend brought a lottery ticket"
me: "No"
"Tell him not too he's already won with u"

Cheesiest thing ever!

Is your father a terrorist?

Cause U DA BOMB !

Ahas, that just made me LOL!

 

[townie]

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cookie182, are YOU gay?

 

[Dramaqueen06]

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As soon as i saw this thread i immediatley thought of someone who said
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" HAHAHA you know who you are!

 

[Hagaren]

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'show us were your dad touches ya'

 

[morganjane]

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'Was your dad a thief? Coz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes'
I could only laugh in reply, but i know he meant to attempt to be sweet.

"im visiting in a week, we should grab a coffee, but you'll have to work into my schedule"
um let me think...why not just say i can try to fit you in?

 

[WannaBang?]

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You have nice boobs. Can I touch?

 

[risole91]

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From the Film Grind:

Soo ahhh whats up?
You wanna make out?


Best line ever.

 

[Js^-1]

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[Next to the photocopying machine]
Reproducing eh... Can i help?

 

[Kirsty Xx]

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who/what cathernandez

That wanker gave some good laughs... over his defensiveness of his sexuality.

Ahh gee... he took it in the arse to try it (from some random he met at the gym), then claimed he wasn't gay and was just experimenting and that he never was and isn't (and never will be) a homosexual.

Lol I think that was him yeah?

Oh and I like the line by Js^-1, lolz.

 

[ZEROtheHERO]

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Best pick up line from an episode of How i met your mother (season 1, episode 20 something)

Its just that line " are you hurt? it must've been a big fall from heaven " (or whatever that is) just more funnier and extreme.

Barney does this pick up line on a girl.

" OMG, OMG! are you okay? SIT DOWN! SIT DOWN! SOMEONE CALL 911! I'M SERIOUS! CALL 911! "

the ambulance people come and the girl is like wth, and barney drops the line.

He turns his head away, and mutters " GIVE HIM YOUR NUMBER?" and turns back and says "What?" repeats give him your number, and the people follow, chanting "GIVE HIM YOUR NUMBER!"

the end. xD

 

[Js^-1]

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Sit down next to a person at the bar. Look him/her up and down and then say, as you stand up and leave, "Comon, you'll do..."

 

[the-derivative]

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If my right leg was christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?

Best one im my opinion from a whole list of nerdy pick up lines.

 

[Riet]

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How much does a polar bear weigh?

ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE LOLOLOL

 

[kassie123]

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Some lame ones haha:
- Hi there, I hear it's the mating season again..
- Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
- You smell. Lets shower.

 

[Riet]

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He kassie, wanna fuck?

 

[kassie123]

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Hmm, I don't think I want crabs again.

 

[Riet]

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okay that was a little weird.

 

[kassie123]

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lol i kid, i kid.